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Man Prefers Jail Over Wife
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A convict in Sicily decided he’d rather remain in prison than remain under house arrest with his wife.The man, one Santo Gambino, was put in jail for illegally dumping toxic materials and, due to overcrowded prisons in the boot-shaped nation, was later released to house arrest. Unfortunately, being released from the pokey does not make one a free man. Gambino was not home long before he trudged back to the police precinct and asked that he be re-incarcerated.
Keywords: fights, jail, strange love, weird news
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Malaysian Gov. Says Polygamy Can Help Single Moms
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Good news, for all the single mamas in Kelantan, Malaysia: a state representative wants local legislators and magistrates to marry you. The chairwoman of the state’s family and health committee thinks that dudes with good, stable jobs should up their “quota” for wives. Polygamy is legal in Malaysia for Muslim men.
Keywords: malaysia, Muslim, polygamy, single mother, strange love, weird news
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Married Woman Trades Sex For World Series Tickets?
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A woman in Philadelphia posted an ad on Craigslist offering “something” in exchange for tickets (for herself and her husband) to the third game of the World Series. Most Philadelphia Phillies fans are rabid and would love to see their team beat the New York Yankees at any cost. Evidently, the police are onto Craigslist shenanigans and caught the young woman in a sting. While she is fighting the prostitution arrest, she received a sweet silver lining: the tickets.
Keywords: Craigslist, new york yankees, Prostitution
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More Online Dating For Good-Lookers Only
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One thing that I know about attractive people is that they do not care for uglies trying to get in their pantaloons. Correction, they like the attention but it really concerns them if the unattractive (or poor) person honestly thinks they have a chance to slime his/ her way into said trousers. Sure, there are exceptions but most hotties like dating like. And a new website called BeautifulPeople.com wants them to date on their site.
Keywords: Dating, online dating
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#DudesPleaseStart Doing These 7 Things
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The Twitter net has been OTR (“off the rack,” shorty) the last little bit with hash tag Tweets (hash tags are a way of saying “this is cool” and “we’re on the same team” by using this symbol: # and only usually have something to do with cannabis). The superstar hash tags today were mad relationship-y and included: #HesCuteBut, #ShesCuteBut and #LadiesPleaseStop. The hash tags are then followed by a pithy reason that he/she is not cute and what ladies need to cease doing. Delightful. Now try DudesPleaseStart.
Keywords: compliments, twitter
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Insult & Injury: Dodgers Owner May Lose Team
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Just when things couldn’t get worse for the Dodgers… In addition to taking a thumping from the Philadelphia Phillies (and ruining what Fox would have called a fantastic LA-NY World Series), the Dodgers ownership may have big problems. Their owner Frank McCourt and wife Jamie are going their separate ways (“some day love will find you”). Unfortunately, the real-estate developer’s largest property is the Los Angeles Dodgers. And word on the street is the Bums (the Dodgers nickname before they moved from Brooklyn to LaLa Land) are worth $722 million (thanks Forbes).
Keywords: divorce, divorce settlement
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Contest: Creating THE Best Dating Profile
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Any veteran of online dating knows that there are some really, really bad profiles out there. Either people say something incredibly trite and use the terms “hard-working,” “fun-loving” and “family-oriented” like they have any meaning left; or they write an incredibly serious autobiography starting with what position their parents were in on the evening of their conception to the names they have picked out for their future kids. Either way, unless the photo is outstanding, you’re going to get skipped. OkCupid is sponsoring a contest to find the best online dating profile out there.
Keywords: online dating, online dating profile, survey
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Science Discovers The Best Way To Get A Date
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The super-nerds at MIT’s Sloan School of Management have figured out one of the best ways to get you some tail: friends. Assistant Prof. Joshua Ackerman asserts that a wingman (non-gender specific) is the best way to find someone new. Men and women use friends completely differently. Women use their buddies (irrespective of gender) to shut things. Men use their buddies (irrespective of gender) open it up.
Keywords: Dating, double date, science
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Fast Cars Make Dudes Manlier
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There is a belief that men who are really into their cars (be it slick, phallic sportsters or knobby-tired, pick ‘em up trucks) have something to compensate for. Generally, that shortcoming is said to occur somewhere in the crotch region. And there may be some good reason for it. According to a recent study, men driving sports cars get a boost to their testosterone level.
Keywords: car, hormone, testosterone
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Family Vs Career, Starring The Schwarzeneggers
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The Governator recently publicly called out his wife for doing something not quite as dangerous as drunk driving, but had Shriver been photographed getting out of her car falling down drunk what would happen then? Are we more obligated to society as a whole or to our family? Does it change when you’re in a position of power?
Keywords: republican
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Backup Marriage Plans Are A Bad Idea
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It’s been revealed in the last couple of decades that it is theoretically possible for men and women to be platonic friends. There is a chance, says society, that a grown guy and lady can hang out and not try to have sex with each other (or secretly hope that it might “happen”). Frankly, this is probably on the woman because allegedly the fairer gender decides within a relatively short period of time if she’ll ever seriously consider doing a guy (the guy, though, likely holds out hope). Pop culture lends that hope (Pam and Jim, Harry and Sally, et cetera), but I digress.
Keywords: platonic friends
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Where The Boys Aren’t. A Secret Lesbian Town?
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The ancient isle of Lesbos (or Themyscira, if you’re a Wonder Woman fan) may have gotten a re-lo to Scandinavia. Per Asylum, rumor has it that a secret society of Sapphic Swedes may have taken root in Chako Paul City.
Keywords: Lesbians, strange love, Sweden, weird news
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Newlyweds Rob Chapel
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Usually when a couple gets arrested on their wedding night, it involves alcohol, an absurd fight and people waking up in a jail cell. If the arrest takes place at the reception, it will generally involve the groom’s old rugby buddies and/or the sister’s idiot younger brother. But a Sevierville, TN couple decided, instead, to rob the chapel in which they were made man and wife.
Keywords: bonnie and clyde, honeymoon, strange love, wedding, wedding night, weird news
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4 iPhone Apps That Could Save Your Relationship
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Technology, the bastard child of necessity and curiosity, has really come into it’s own in this last couple of centuries. Before then, pretty much everything they invented you were like, “yeah, my brother’s kids probably could have done that.” And since our inventions started getting really good, we learned that technology can be used for good or evil. The iPhone, the world’s greatest invention after airconditioning, is no exception. In addition to receiving your text messages, placing your phone calls and helping you calculate the tip, the iPhone can have much longer greater impact on relationships vis-à-vis something called “Apps.”
Keywords: iPhone, sexy slang
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Forget ED. There’s Big Money In Priapism
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A truck driver from DeKalb County, Georgia sought treatment for his erectile dysfunction from Boston Men’s Health Center. They gave him a syringe of a proprietary compound and told him to inject his junk with the formula thrice a week. He did so and suffered complications from the get-go. The resulting priapism damaged the man’s package and he won roughly $9 million. Elsewhere, a Swede blacked out from drinking and wound up with a phallus tattooed on his leg.
Keywords: ED, erectile dysfunction, lawsuit, strange love, weird news
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8 Reasons I Sympathize With David Letterman
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Blackmail. Revenge. Office romance. Infidelity. The Dave Letterman story has it all. A few allegations have been floating about suggesting that the genial comic hosted more than one late show at the Ed Sullivan Theater. We’ll probably never know the full extent of what went on because Letterman is such a private dude, but we can likely assume that a few of these allegations are factual and actual. And guess what? I’m really having a hard time seeing the overwhelming wrong in this perfect storm.
Keywords: arrangement, blackmail, infidelity, office romance, sexual harassment
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Grand Theft Auto: First-Date Edition
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Ever been on a really bad first date? Sure you have. He’s dismissive of your opinions. She complains non-stop. There’s no spark there, whatsoever, and you’re both polite enough to continue the farce through dinner, a movie and a very awkward cup of coffee. What about having the guy steal your car?
Keywords: first date, strange love, tomfoolery, weird news
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3 Things Men Don’t Like (But Women Seem To Love)
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Stop me if you’ve heard this one, men seem to be from one planet while women are from another planet altogether. While making sweeping gender generalizations borders on insulting (on the other side, I mean), there are some Martian tendencies on our part and Venusian on y’all’s part (aw, crap, now I’ve done it). And those three things are shopping, flowers and talking on the phone.
Keywords: phone sex, shopping, text messaging, tomfoolery
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Relationship Martyrs Aren’t Exactly Gandhi
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It’s Mohandas K. Gandhi’s* birthday today and he would have been 140. The great leader and freedom advocate was known for a lot of great things; uncommon wisdom, unwavering resolve, uncompromising compassion and seemingly effort leadership, but the wrong relationship lesson that some people take from him is martyrdom.
Keywords: deal breaker, guilt
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Woman Gets Revenge By Frying, Eating Ex’s Goldfish
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A fight between former common law spouses in Pasadena, Texas took a turn for the ugly and their pets suffered the consequences. The non-couple were in an argument over the ownership of some jewelry that the man had gifted to the woman but took back after the split. The woman took her revenge on the family pets. In a burst of Zeus-ian comeuppance, she kidnapped and fried their the goldfish from his home and ate them. The man was incensed and called the police.
Keywords: ex-husband, ex-wife, pet, pets, revenge, strange love, texas, tomfoolery, weird news
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