Robert Pattinson Is Sad And Lonely

Pity poor Robert Pattinson. He’s stalked by screaming teenage girls wherever he goes, suffers an incurable allergy to shampoo, and despite his popularity with the Trapper-Keeper set and their emotionally immature mothers, can’t get a date.

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