What’s the Longest You’ve Pined for Someone?
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In the world of competitive pining, it’s not an exaggeration to say that I’m a legend. My journey towards greatness began in elementary school, when I nursed a secret crush on the lovely Naomi for five long years, an All Saints School record that remains unbeaten. By the time I got to high school, I was so good at longing lunchroom glances that I was named captain of the varsity unrequited love squad. And I’m sure most of you know all about my Crysman-trophy winning college career. My years as a pro have been marked by great triumphs–the candle I held for a woman with a boyfriend is in the Pining Hall of Fame–but also monumental struggles. To be perfectly honest, it’s hard to pine in New York City.
Keywords: glamour, moving on, single, single-ish, Starting Over
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